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Meet the Boys
Right, here they are then. Exclusive photos and stories about the guys themselves. You will find all you ever needed to know about Kev's eating habits or Thommo's liking for home made piercings on this very page.
Read on and enjoy.
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Thommo
Unusually for a drummer, Thommo is actually quite attractive to the opposite sex. In a recent interview Thommo revealed that he recieves over 400 letters from bored housewives and schoolgirls every week.
" It's difficult to reply to all the letters " says Thommo " but i do try to send a signed photo to all my adoring fans ".
However, all these letters, along with the girls camping outside his house and the constant barrage of late night calls can take their toll. Sometimes it's even dangerous.
" i had to take out a restraining order on one particularly troublesome 53 year old " relates Thommo in Hello Magazine, " Some said it was cruel to do that to your own mother but hey, thats Rock 'n' Roll".
Thommo Fact File.
Hair - Long
Skin - Nice and soft like a Baby's
Height - Quite Tall
Favourite Drink - Vodka
Ideal Girl - All of them.
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Chris Stone
Here you can see a fabulous colour picture of Chris doing what Chris does Best.
Singing.
If you ask anyone who Knows him they would say that he was born to do it. However it could have all turned out so differently as close personal friend and proffesional cat burglar Neilson Young explains.
" When we were young, about 5 or 6 years old Chris was really into singing but he also had a passion for playing cowboys and Indians "
He was so good in fact that he won Burnley's prestigious Young Gunslinger of the year five times in the eighties and was runner up in the European event held in Dublin in 1986.
Neilson continues " He was particularly good at the Round up event where you have to herd balloons into a cage using a stick".
However, this glory wasn't to last. In 1987 Chris fell off his sheep in the junior Bucking Bronco event and Twisted his ankle quite badly. Unable to continue, he eventually lost his title to that guy who played Gonch in Grange Hill.
" I was Gutted" Says Chris of this harrowing episode " but at least i've got my teeth".
Chris Fact File.
Build - Medium to strong.
Eyes - Two
Hands - Fast yet firm and oh so sensual
Ideal Girl - Pam Eyres
Hobbies - Dressing up as Adam ant,Eating
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Chris Wright - Guitar
Whilst being the baby of the group at only 12 years old, Chris, or as he's known affectionately to the rest of the guys, Chris, is also the most intelligent of the fivesome.
He has just finished a PhD in ornthrapologicalistic Science and plans to open his own University later this month. We caught up with him backstage and this is what he said.
" I plan to radically alter the random demographical statistical potentiometricality of the impending concentric watertable and establish a permanent link with the less salubrious members of the spirit world "
So what does that mean in plain English Chris?
"I just wanna ROCK OUT with the band"
Wise words indeed I think you'll agree.
Chris Factfile
Looks - Dark and Smooth
Bowel Movements - Regular
Favourite Afternoon Tipple - Beer & Beer
Ideal Girl - Mother Theresa
Proudest Moment - Cracking the Enigma Code
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Kev Wright - Bass Guitar
Whilst being Chris' identical twin brother and looking exaclty the same, Kev is actually 10 years younger and twice his siblings size. We asked Kev how this could be.
" I just exercise regularly and eat a healthy, balanced diet ", replied the giant twin,
" whilst Chris was out chasing girls and growing a Magnum tash, i was walking the forests of Fangorn and drinking from the Entwash".
and what about the rumour that Kev owns a ring of Power, perhaps even the one ring to rule them all?
" i don't know what you could mean? " hisses Kev as he vanishes in front of me and leads the hosts of Mordor into Battle.
Kev Fact File.
Favorite Record - The worlds Largest ball of string.
Eyes - Very sexual
Biggest Dissapointment - Not being Noel Edmonds.
Hair - All over
Currently Living in - The third dimension
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Peck Perry - Guitar
Peck is the creative force in the band being the only one who can make one of those things that you choose a colour, then a number and then do a forfeit like picking your nose and eating it or something.
" it's quite easy really " said Peck,
"you just have to make sure you fold symetrically and make sure you have enough coolouring pens, especially the black 'cos that always runs out first 'cos i use it for colouring in Night",
"Oh and be careful of paper cuts they really smart"
If you would like to make one e-mail and we can send you the template if you want.
Peck Factfile.
Shoe Size - Big
Body hair - Smooth and Downy like a Kitten.
Eyes - Four! He wears Geps.
Favourite Band - Brass.
Girls - Yes please! I'll have two.
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